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Award "Take your Palomazo" ®

without posting time, almost the month , but as things have been read later occupied lake.

Is not has brought out into the street and throw lead as hanging ... jo was put in front?, is not provoked them to reach their workplace, standing in front of that person who falls from the kick in the bo ... or ovaries and say "now going to feel the Middle Ages at the rear?, do not you like to have a tank as private car and run over as violator, swallows breast pairs pi ... pe of the road?.

Puritan Well according to the rules of society unfortunately can not be done, now here's an option to those situations where only one shot between the eyes was the solution, prepare his mother insults, your best insults and profanity, his hands and his middle finger, the winners here (in my case) Award "Take your Palomazo" ®. 1 - Weather: Palomazo pa 'ti !!!!, trimardi ... to not let me or look up, go to the movies, sleep or something and my data were limited social life, you slow death wish movies watching Madonna, ok, thank God I have work, but the avocado is that currency which was sold by Judas, as it may be my first job in the morning, I have to go for my second job in the evening, then return to work mornings, and if you arrive early, and if you do the right things you eat, you vomit, you eat, we digest, excrete and then you'll eat, I have no time to post, read blog, download my things here, I have not seen Any film that has to do with the Oscars 2008, nor have disco this year as I wanted, and traveled, not everything can be work, but why?, for lack of time, deep Palomazo

2-He who swallows the stop and to top it hits you: this will according few me, being in my second job out of a gas station, being on our channel, paramedic passenger handling and I, we have to do the impact of a huge son of a pu ... ta he swallowed the stand, the tenth power Palomazo multiplied by 999, on top and as always his mouth full of rotten not was his fault if no other, for more shot, there was no breakfast for my first job occupations, there was lunch and the unemployment shock to the ground a pie chard comprehensive, co ... not a very great mother !!!!!

3 - The Traffic: in my city is my home Maracaibo, there was a time when traffic was not passed, getting from point A to point B, it was a question within 30 minutes, of course, always their peak hours, but time is here, in Maracaibo peak hours are over, no, every hour is rush hour malparía, jo ... Palomazo not given, go from point A to point B is an odyssey worthy of the Lord reaching out to Frood the top of the mountain to destroy the ring, you have to leave one or two hours before reaching your destination, would not be so heavy the pod if the roads were ideal, but not, either, if there is one thing to another thing

4 - Coleado (in my case in line at the bank) and the teller bland: "also happens to you?, do not you stick a shotgun causes the rear to pull the trigger and see what happens? because she, in this case the photo, the one with blue cap, and get one and was ahead in the queue, all claim, and what was the response from the cashier? "I only work as a cashier and queue does not interest me, curse ... ta cashier of the overwhelming sh ... da !!!!, Palomazo, but the Golden honorable mention to you 2

5 - The Flu: I have habado this before on this blog, concerning ill be a doctor, is as if an architect is silent and the wall of your own home. I have flu for 2 days out of me lying in bed and made me miss my first job, I feel like I've been given a zo rumba kidding ... I've taken so as to be doped allergy for a month and the nasal decongestant nose pierces me so I will get to the brain, I get on Maggie soup of chicken, to see how I leave this

6 - Patient Ungrateful: EMERGENCY is a stroke, asthma attack, a very bloody wound, fracture, multiple trauma, a fracture. A headache, cough, flu, burning with urination, itching, ear pain, pain on a member and if they are 4 or 5 days duration is not an emergency, okay?, NOT A EMERGERNCIA, NO ARE EMERGENCY, clarified the point, I tell them my last guard on my first night was the worst to do a dramatic film with subtitles in Cantonese with subtitles Iraqi ®, horrible, terrible, ercolubus of sh ... da, for more I shot one guard Internal and obvious that if you get an emergency, you are alone with the resident running and taking pressure, and administering medications, doing EKGs and others because you have to wait and patients will accumulate, and your Shock body is busy with an emergency in this case the chest pains that came and 2 strokes, because patients are not the best idea that occurred "no, the doctor is not in the office as this about," what I tell the infarcted patient's family to open the set and go out and say "I'm not walking, I'm with an emergency," and calmly entered a girl thing bad humored, ordinary and ill-bred with a burning in urine for 7 days did not go to the doctor and he does not like hospitals, just a Palomazo the most expensive and rare material from the galaxy, not them out of another

7 - The regional health system: one of the most beloved in this blog, but bad these days to update the book I realized I had 86.000Bs.F of more 86.000.000Bs is weak but, to my surprise that after I decided to stop there and not play because he knew that the film would be great and in fact turns out not only to me if I pass a number that, and everything turned out that in making the conversion to strong bolivar, and deposit 30% of an alleged increase is not yet reflected it wrong, more paperwork, more paperwork, go to the regional system personally and what I like to me go there, and my question is: Where will my 86.000BsF stop?, where do they end the 86.000BsF of others involved?, I say that my account was frozen these days and surprisingly a plum, and I took what I felt in most, Palomazo so rare case, for making me look through papers again and up the resolution so quickly, suspicion, suspicions 8 - Mentirosa: nothing gives me more Arreche ra ... taking advantage of what they are for lying to others, to tell you that I will never, ever miss when I see and I'm the one who sometimes does not see you for you to greet hypocritically and when I'm back you said you hate me (yes, I have good sources and will I), and you want that is not in your service, you enjoy yourself shouting and talking over his shoulder and reported by some stupid unjustly, then, since I can not shoot you between the eyes is what really you deserve because with all my love / hypocrite you out a dove, a diamond Palomazo, for your great beautiful work, keep it up, soon we will be where you least imagine and see how things are "special friend"

They are the awards, my hands hurt and my throat with the flu consolidation of so many screaming and swearing, if you want to be placed over here, put them in the comments that I like to consider and post Greetings

"Dr. Bob Darth Vader"

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... and they lived happily