I know the title of this first post of 2009 is very peculiar, but so is the title of a popular joke, here in my country and there it is: "does a person that was very bad to hell Venezuelan and spend days and days and no one punished or tortured, until he decided to complain and ask what happens and is a demon and asks: - Hey, I have days here and nothing has happened, what happens? , to which they respond: - are in the Venezuelan hell, here's the thing, the punishment is that you must complete shit, but when this shit and the bucket is not the person who made it when the bucket and person is not shit and when this person and shit is the bucket. "
Now you might wonder "but what that smoke is now Dr. Bob?, a clown wig and nose painted including ® ", it is good as well, with that joke, you can set my time these almost 2 months of Pathology Graduate Hospital Universitario de Maracaibo, but not bad, if not as unfortunately the situation of being a public institution belonging to a public institution graduate and other features affect your performance.
First of all a happy new year 2009, thanks keep an eye on this blog that the Jan. 3 turned 4 years on the air, Who knew?, which would still have readers, jejjejaja, well, some are gone, others have arrived and others have returned, welcome everyone, thank you to be aware and invest a little time to read our work here, thanks again.
things in my graduate well, with its pro to learn, meet new people, discuss certain situations, to meet old acquaintances and make what you like, and the cons of not sleeping, staying up late and early stand , have guard once a week and then we add 3 days followed by weekends, spending big money on books and copies not come cheap at all, read text in another language, working with what little there is to do autopsies (only have 2 clamps, 2 scissors and a knife handle goodwill), work in a morgue that if trembles more 3 degrees on the Richter scale was dropped, but as Murphy: "When things go wrong can be worse."
As for my fellow graduate has 4 third-year residents, who have taught me a lot and are very nice, clear each character more obvious than others, I have 2 roommates freshman, one of Merida State has gradually learned to adapt, and one who graduated with me in the 2,005 medical, and we get along well, as coordinators I have my favorite professor during my undergraduate career that gave me forensic and was godfather eponym of my promotion, which bears his name, sorry that this exit and a doctor who every day I teaches more and more, he knows too, have patience, has character and knows how to put things in place for the underdog most of the time they are residents.
Peeeerooooo ... ... ...
Venezuelan live in hell and the joke that place the beginning of this post, "the resident, is the fabric, but no where to mount" or "is where to mount, is the resident, is the tissue damage is hood but the fourth of biopsies and collects the gas odor and formaldehyde ", or" that the body is the one doing the autopsy, but no knife handle, "or" this Scalpel handle, is the resident who does the autopsy but threatens to kill us by the family as there is no security in the morgue, we must look to the clinician, link to skip the autopsy and the previously requested to hand over the body without being killed "or" is the body, there are few instruments, but they are, is the resident, but the morgue is contaminated due to lack of champagne to keep a corpse in cold or lack of a good network of pipes that causes flooding of the morgue "or" that which will present the seminar, is the pent drive or CD which is recorded the seminar, but the computer gives us post-degree lack of maintenance and the Internet to update the antivirus, the injury "
Another thing, we have for everything above that is out of our hands as vague hospital, as the lowest to the bedrock below , and all and that marks the work, it is up to date, skips, jumps, we seek to fulfill and marks the work, but just so we have.
I have 2 favorite services, one for not telling relatives that the patient died, the autopsy without permission request this at 7am or 8am, all day tell "the patient is stable, and the time of the visit, 4pm, when all the relatives were clinical learn that their relative has died and they will threaten and form the big problem in the morgue for autopsy or unwilling or have you made and the basis of religion is prohibited and made to collect the blood loss of his family in autopsy, you have to do an autopsy on you (here in Maracaibo guajira this race with its laws guajiras which is basically an eye for eye, tooth for tooth, and prohibited them from autopsies to race by hacérselas spiritual reasons and "they are able to charge", added to that in the morgue there is no monitoring).
And the other is my favorite service is the number we require a top of autopsies, without taking into account that: 1 - not up to us if there are dead or not to start, 2 - not up to us to that the morgue be contaminated, because the agencies do not transfer the unclaimed bodies or legal practitioners elsewhere, because we have no champagne to conserve and we have complained endlessly to give us champagne, 3 - not up to us if the clinician fails to request an autopsy or the many clinicians at the hospital believe and we have taken the dead literally ask us to omit or autopsy, when signed and sealed statement by hospital management they are, in my last step I call the family tells me "I told the doctor he did not want an autopsy and what I said was that if I did not want the morgue doctor was the one who had to omit ", 4 - not up to us that the family wants an autopsy or not, personal and religious reasons, and 5 - for lack of protective material, which not been given the service and asked, autopsies of HIV-positive patients, not performed.
graduate is that this came without a manual of survival and well, what graduate has it?, we only have to throw all those involved to gain and improve every day, and everything and that is true, and if wages because we do not even have paid off their bonds rather night, as if it was because of us not having to sleep in the morgue and not have surveillance day or night, aaahhh, but if we can call at 9pm, 11pm or 3:00 a.m. to solve the problems.
Until next month, if I survive.
Greetings Dr. Bob
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